Hello Mama's friends! Do you want to make friends with me on Facebook? You can see pictures of me and see my updates! Just befriend "PDog ChocolateLab" and we can be best buddies!
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog
Cast of Characters
BFF = My best friend forever since college Bill = My dear friend and colleague Dogette = Puppy Dog's girlfriend Fluffy Bear = My husband Hairless Apes = How Puppy Dog sees humans
Healing Hands = The best massage therapist in the world Puppy Dog = My poochie woochie She's So Lovely = My Therapist Silent Evil = Our Personal Trainer Softly Concerned = Our Nutritionist Skinny Stranger = Puppy Dog's trainer
I am at the crest of the curve, turning 40 and about to head downhill.
I buy my clothes in the "Big is Beautiful" part of the store.
I work in a very big company.
I live somewhere on one of the edges of the USA. I came here from the UK, and it shows.
I am married to a wonderful Fluffy Bear. My Puppy Dog is my child and as close as I'll get since they ripped my uterus out.
I have wonderful friends and I value them very, very highly.
I tend towards being very cruel and critical, if not downright insane. I have a better life through chemicals and therapy.
I used to look at rich women when I was a kid and think "Beeach, I'll always be younger than you." Now I look at skinny, perky girls in their twenties and think "Beeach, I got way more money than you."
Somehow, in all this nuttiness, I am generally happy.
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